Saturday, December 11, 2010

What is a Calorie?



Calories are the little creeps that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter.

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My closet is infested with the little devils!

8 comments:

Marion said...

My closet, too. I think we need a special kind of exterminator. The little bastards are worse than bedbugs....especially THIS time of year. Tee-Hee. xoxo

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

They are those awful little things that breed like mad at this time of year, then plan nocturnal attacks on the human body, burrowing under the skin and settling into the adipose tissue layer, making it expand.
Calories are hard to cut or diminish the effects on us, especially as we age---we can't move fast enough to not be their constant targets.
Girdles used to help in making them miserable, at least, but I suspect they were the ones that made a good girdle hard to find....
Sneaky little buggers.....

XXOO~~♥
Anne

Bunny said...

Sad to say that I have them too. Thanks for the giggle this morning.Enjoy the season.

Diva Kreszl said...

it wouls seem mine is infested too! thanks for the morning chuckle!

Linda in New Mexico said...

So that's whats happening???? Hmmmmm, I'm so glad you're hear with the 411 for those of us who aren't in the know. tee hee.
Thanks for the chuckle. The Olde Bagg herself, Linda

Jan said...

Horrors! that's what they are, horrors.

DUTA said...

So true! Your post is hillarious, but not the calories, these persistent troublemakers.

bicocacolors said...

great, GREAT, G R E A T!!!